JUST FUCKING DO IT

IT IS 2018 NOW – GO SMASH THOSE GOALS!!! ORGANISE YOUR TIME LIKE A MAGICAL MOTHER FUCKING ORGANISATIONAL WIZARD. GET A DIARY OR A WALL CALENDAR AND WRITE YOUR PLANS UP ON THAT SHIT. FAIL TO PLAN AND PLAN TO FAIL MOTHER FUCKER!!   WANNA GET THOSE SPLITS? RESEARCH THE BEST FUCKING FLEXIBILITY TECHNIQUES AND HIT THOSE BITCHES 2-4 TIMES …

Stripper Style Christmas Wish List: Family Edition

I don’t know about you, but I am always dreading that question I get from family members asking ‘So, what do you want for Christmas?’, this year hasn’t been so bad because I am buying a flat and I will need lots of help buying bits and bobs for that. But, in previous years I’ve always wanted to ask for …